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  1. Ironically… wait, this post has nothing to do with irons.

  2. I want someone to walk up to the music artist Daughter and ask her, “Who’s your Daddy?”

  3. Anyone who is bad at racing Rainbow Road is queer due to not having the capabilities to navigate the winding road to heterosexuality.  They are trapped forever in an endless vortex of twisting multicoloured light.

  4. tokillthedragon:

    Actually, I can believe it’s not butter, although it is rather butyraceous.

    This word exceeded the level of most other words on this site by a large margarine

  5. I am sure you’ve heard the phrase “The shit hit the fan.”  This is an accurate description of how sucky it was for the people involved in the situation, because being hit by shit is not fun at all.

  6. earthnation:

    DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

    What you don’t understand is that this is the best way to understand a person, that you might exact full revenge upon them.

  7. Followback? Yes, I’ll follow that back anywhere.  That’s my unit commander.  We’re going into battle.  Prepare yourself.

  8. Clothing actually lies to you in stores. When you put it on in a dressing room, it actually does look better than once you have bought it. Once you purchase a piece of clothing, it relaxes and can slack off a little. 
  9. Coffee wakes us up in the morning.  I think it very possible that coffee is trying to tell us every morning that there is something very important to do, but it also causes us to forget what that thing is.

  10. Most everyone would agree that puppies are cute.  Now imagine that puppies dislike this.  Imagine that the collective goal of puppies everywhere is to be viewed as ferocious and terrifying.  The very few who find them so are the enlightened ones.

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